America's Pregnant Governor

Last month she was America's Hottest Governor, now she's pregnant. Yes ladies and gentlemen, our governor is pregnant. Seven months to be exact. Due in May. How you may ask did we not know she was knocked up? Well, it is winter in Alaska and people tend to wear layers. Plus Governor Palin likes to wear traditional Qaspeqs (kuspuks), which are bagging shirts that can hide quite a bit. Whenever they showed her on TV, they would always show her behind a podium, so we could never tell.